Joke, Photo, and Website

Now Presenting … For Your Enjoyment … a Joke, a Photo, a Website, and a Goof

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A Joke or Story

“Family Time”

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to

ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;

forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father said.

“We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,

so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “like

heck they're getting a divorce,” she shouts. “I'll take care of this.”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the father, “YOU ARE

NOT GETTING DIVORCED! Don't do a single thing until I get there.

I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until

then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The father hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. “It's perfect! They

said ‘yes;’ they're coming for Thanksgiving and they’ll pay their own way!”

A Photo or Graphic

A Website (not one that’s listed on other pages of this site)

A Funny Goof-Up

Yours truly recently found the following in one version of his resume: “Participated in instructor-lewd training … .”

(Uhhh, get rid of the “w”) The correction was made before the document got released.